It is high time that we the people rally our power to enact Milk Statute 1-001.
This statute aims to defeat the treachery that is simultaneous thirst while consuming delicious baked goods. As milk is the only beverage apropos to baked goods, supplying baked goods without an adequate supply of milk has high potential for leaving dry throats across our nation.
It is up to us, the American people, to end the horrid reality mentioned earlier. Conveniently, Milk Statute 1-001 is comprised of one main mandate; an American that brings baked goods out of the goodness of their heart, must bring the appropriate beverage (milk) also out of the goodness of their heart. Appropriate milks comprise: whole, 2%, skim, and almond (for those unable to consume dairy).