For too long, Fox Sports announcer Joe Buck has been a source of exasperation to fans of all sports. His tedious delivery varies from plainly obvious to contrived and inane.
This administration can no longer sit idly while this menace does irreparable harm to our nation's past time. If there was ever a time for government intervention, it is now, on the eve of the World Series, before its too late. We are willing to strike compromise on a severance package of annual hair plug treatments in exchange for his forced retirement.