"There are only two things on earth that can withstand a nuclear holocaust; cockroaches and Keith Richards" As many of you know cockroaches are disgusting but Keith represents our future. It has been well documented that Mr. Richards processes a true genetic gift that makes him virtually unstoppable. With the help of the Human Genome Project we can finally determine how he's able to do it and how we can replicate it. Let's sign this petition thinking about our kids, our future, our existence. We refuse keep gathering moss, we can all become rolling stones.



