We all know that they're out there. We all need them for our country. There are many advantages to having Pokemon be a part of our nation, such as: Clean energy, military superiority, and let's not leave out pursuit of happiness to catch 'em all. Instead of having nuclear power plants, we could gather some Pikachu. Instead of sending our soldiers out there, just send some Charizards and burn our enemies to the ground. In conclusion, we need to use Pokemon to our advantage before another country does so and destroys us.
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