Increase NASA funding with the goal of making Nickelback lead singer Chad Kroeger the first astronaut to walk on the sun

Nasa has redefined our view of the universe just as the Canadian "rock" band Nickelback has redefined our view of music. Exploration of the sun is no doubt a dangerous enterprise and this mission should only be entrusted with our best and brightest. Chad Kroeger is the single most valiant human alive today and he is the only man I see as brave enough to set foot on the sun. Although it saddens all of us that he will not be able to make music during the course of the journey space exploration and the music industry will be forever changed for the better. Help us send Earth's greatest star straight at Earth's nearest star.