Indict John Boehner for Racketeering

John Boehner is engaging in the crime of Racketeering.
1. By creating potential problems and offering potential ways to solve those problems with the specific intent to engender continual patronage for his party.
2. Fraud obtaining benefits by way of making false statements.
3. Obstruction of justice specifically misfeasance (willful inappropriate action or intentional incorrect action or advice), malfeasance (the willful and intentional action that injures a party; The U.S. tax payer) and nonfeasance (the failure to act where action is required - willfully or in neglect) in the conduct of his office.