Bam Margera is a pro-skateboarder, reality TV star, German Schutzstaffel (SS) officer and physician in Auschwitz concentration camp during World War II. He is notorious for the selection of victims to be killed in the gas chambers and for performing unscientific and often deadly human experiments on prisoners. After the war, he fled to West Chester, PA, where he has evaded capture ever since.
We humbly petition Barack Obama to indite Bam Margera for war crimes.