Ashley McGowan makes really good cookies, ranging anywhere from your traditional chocolate chip to Peanut Butter.
We petition the Obama Administration to personally instruct Ashley McGowan to bake cookies for the entire office, and, additionally, to designate Stevan Veselinovic as the Chief Cookie Officer.
As Chief Cookie Officer Stevan has the authority to create further in-office-petitions (that do no require signatures and are automatically approved). These petitions are limited to cookies.