We the residents of Barnhart hall, all too often face the difficult decision of either starving or trekking out into the cold unforgiving world in search of sustenance during the ungodly hours of night. No famished student should have to bear the potential perils of such a journey because the university has outcasted us. And frankly, getting a Crunch Wrap Supreme anytime just outside of my door sounds fucking fantastic.
Let's make this happen Obama.
Do something with your 2 term presidency.
Emancipate us from the this taco-deprived hell.