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Instead of new gun control laws, I want $500mill for an army of tigers and panthers. A better use of our tax payers $$$.

Created by W.H. on January 16, 2013

$500 million dollars for new gun control laws? I could have an army of tigers and panthers for that!!! I want my money. Petition for my army over new gun laws people. This makes sense financially compared to our so called "presidents' dumb assed ideas. I could really make a difference with my army. And then we would have to armies. Who would fuck with us?... China? NO!! THey are scared of tigers and panthers. NO one would ever fuck with the U.S. again. So help me people. Spend your tax money on my dumb ideas. I will also provide a dodge viper to the fist 50 people to sign this petition and also you willl be able to name three tigers and panthers of your choice. signed Wade Hanes, unofficial rep. for the entire population of the people inhabiting 'MURICA!!

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