President Obama,
We the people petition the government to institute Gladiatorial Battles To The Death. People who were convicted of multiple homicides, rape, and child molestation would be forced into an arena and fight a televised battle to the death, thereby doing the American people more good in their deaths, than they did in their lives. This will reduce the drain on our prisons, and will make room for more non-violent drug offenders. The victor of these tournaments would not receive a pardon, and would simply await the next battle, though they would receive higher quality food and housing in the interrim.