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We the people ask the federal government to Call on Congress to act on an issue:

institute a high school-wide purge every four years to decrease the number of obnoxious people

Created by A.A. on September 13, 2016

have you ever felt annoyed or angered by the amount of students in your high school? would you like to kill off a few of your fellow students to better your school? then sign this petition!

i would like to implement a school-wide purge, in all high schools across our nation, every four years. during this purge the students will be required to be locked in the school for a period of 24 hours. during the 24 hours the students will be allowed to kill whichever other students they would like. they will also be allowed to break other annoying school rules, such as the no hat rule.

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