Institute John Oliver's Waffle Iron Plan

I would like to make a counterproposal to Donald Trump's wall. If the main thing it is going to get us is a warped sense of satisfaction inside, I suggest instead of building that wall, we use that money to buy every man woman and child in America a Palmer Waffle Iron. These beauties retail $75 apiece so we still have nearly a billion dollars left over and just to be clear this is a one per household this is one per person. If you have 5 people in your family you have 5 waffle irons coming your way. Not only is this cost effective unless you are really sick this plan would not kill a single owl. I know what you're thinking, this is just stupid idea. Is it? Is it really? Yes, obviously but is it significantly stupider than Donald Trump's plan? More @ www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU8dCYocuyI