The only remaining nonmetric countries in the world are the United States, Liberia, and Myanmar (Burma). It's time to be sensible.
Need more reasons to sign? Consider the following:
- Switching to the metric system will instantly slash the price of gasoline from an average cost of $3.48 per gallon to $0.92 per liter!
- Overnight, the average national speed limit will be raised from 55 mph to 88.5 kph!
- The obesity epidemic will simply go away as a portly 200 lbs. instantly transforms to a svelt 91 kilograms!
- And perk up, guys and gals...under the metric system the average American penis length will get a titilating boost from 4 - 6 inches to 10.16 - 15.24 centimeters. Ooh la la!!