We the people of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union hereby request that the US Government name Super Bowl Sunday a National Holiday, to insure workplace tranquility (because not everyone can ask for the same day off), provide the opportunity for the common working man to relax with his family and watch the highest ranked sporting event in the country, promote the general Welfare and growth of domestic TV stations, National Football League, and advertisers alike, and secure the Blessings of or bosses to take the day off, do ordain and establish this petition.



