instruct the CDC to add a 'best of' section to the morbidity and mortality report website.

For the purposes of promoting public awareness of new and novel public safety concerns, of the proceedings of the CDC and of the danger of dying under hilarious circumstances, that the administration should use its good offices to ask the CDC to create a 'best of' section similar to the popular 'best of craigslist' in its publication the Morbidity and Mortality Report which describes heretofore unknown dangers which have resulted in death. It will combine the popularity of the Darwin Awards with the timeless appeal of dry, bureaucratic language. Because decedents are not identified in the M&MR the degree of disrespect for the dead will be modest and acceptable in the context of an increasingly tasteless society. There may even be a reality TV show in it.