We all know that American government is the World Police. We Chinese people sincerely ask the American government, the light of human civilization, to interference the greatest dispute of China, thus the tofu curd dispute.
Viva la tofu curd!
Viva la sweet tofu curd!
我等皆知美国政府为世界警察，我等天朝上国人民诚请美国政府、人类文明史的一道光，介入天朝史上最大的豆腐脑咸甜之争。
豆腐脑万岁！
甜豆腐脑万岁！