Social Media is just the best thing ever to happen to humanity! Rocketing robots to Mars? Yeah, I got your water right here.
As amazing as Social Media is, with it's ability to communicate any idea a split second after entering the human mind, it could always be made better! There is a serious communication breakdown between people every day, either because they're obtuse or struggle with their public education. That is why I'm petitioning the President of the United States to use his unlimited Executive powers to designate Comic Sans as the official sarcasm font of the Internet! No one takes it seriously as it is, and anyone having read this should comprehend how dire the need is for our society.
In the immortal words of Sunday morning pubic programming: RIF!