Americans have been giving Canadia a free pass on security for a long time and all we get in return is a lot of static at the border when we try to cross over for a night of topless and bottomless ballet. Enough with that, we just want to come over and drink beer and spend money so don't be jerks. Apparently that is not a reasonable offer so let's fire up the best damned armed services in the world and go round up the best strippers, maple syrup, and timber while spreading the best form of freedom to our awkward hat and soon to be the 51 state if they aren't a bunch of jerks, Canadia.
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