Dear President Obama,
Canada has over stepped a grave red line. 3 months after writing a check I was forced into paying $200 after being threatened with arrest. The judge on vacation remotely in Hawaii charged me while sipping a martini via skype and never expunged me. SIX years later passing all security checks this report rendered me a CONVICTED CRIMINAL banning me from Canada for 7 years.
The people have spoken. We demand Canada and Papa Johns pay for their atrocities. If they insist it was a big misunderstanding we will respond with brute force. Mr. President be on the right side of history.