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Invade the country of Canada in order to bring freedom to the Canadians and let them know we're the best.

Created by D.W. on July 08, 2013

For too long has Canada been our friends to the North. If we invade now we can crush those Canadians and eat all their delicious poutine.

Homeland Security & Defense
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