invade Japan, overthrow the incoming government of Shinzo Abe, and increase the wages of Japanese Librarians named 雨宮新.

Librarians in Japan are vastly underpaid, and although I only really care about one of them, it is important that this issue is addressed. Now that the conservative Liberal Democratic Party (figure that one out) is back in power, it is the perfect time to overthrow the Japanese government. Once the invasion is complete, it is expected that Japan will demand compensation of $100,000,000 from Germany for leading it into World War II. This compensation will be paid in Playmobil sets.