Recently, the Ukraine has become a military threat to the stability Europe, forcing Russia into a preemptive posture of self defense. We, therefore, believe fervently that the United States, in order to protect her military, economic, and political interests in Central/Eastern Europe, feel that US direct US military is necessary for the security of our interest, and restore the Ukraine to its proper Russian masters. A tactical nuclear strike against Kiev should cripple the Ukrainian government and protesters to capitulate and remanded into the custody of Vladimir Putin's administration. Red Dawn them, before they may Red Dawn either the United States or our European allies.
In short, we want to abort the Ukraine and shove it back up Russia's withered uterus.