There's a lot of people that are very cute that I've met through the wonderful world wide web. I'd really like to kiss them, but they all live very far away! Since I am just a middle class teenage citizen, I lack the materials to create a teleportation device. From here, I came to the conclusion that the best possible solution would be to seek out the help of the U.S. Government. Please make my dreams come true.
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