For millennia crocodiles have tormented and preyed upon innocent humans. Now in the 21st century it is time to say "No more!" We propose a final solution that is sure to rid the Earth of this violent pest once and for all. Blow up the Sun.
97% of experts agree that destroying the Sun will annihilate the entire crocodile population of Earth. No longer will humans have to live in fear.
We estimate that the cost of researching, building, and launching a rocket capable of destroying a star will end up around 12 trillion dollars. With global support this is well within our capabilities.



