WE THE PEOPLE demand that the Obama administration investigate the cat furniture industry for possible price fixing and unfair consumer practices. There is no way that some boards, carpet, and a few nails should cost that much money. We ask the President to form a joint task force/think tank to investigate feline furniture makers as well as retailers to see what can be done to lower prices. We also request an increase in government funding of high school shop programs so that future generations will not suffer the same fate.
Respectfully Yours, THE PEOPLE