Mr. President,
It has recently come to the attention of boxing fans around the world that Saul 'Canelo' Alvarez, the undefeated WBC light middleweight champion of the world, may be hiding weapons of mass destruction inside of his boxer briefs.
This face came to light on the afternoon of September 13th, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada during Alvarez's mandatory pre-fight weigh in for his unification fight with undefeated American boxing champion Floyd 'Money' Mayweather.
We, the fans, are concerned that Alvarez may be intending to use these WMDs against Floyd during their title fight tomorrow night. We urge your administration to immediately investigate these claims in order to ensure a level playing field for both parties.
Thank you.