We the People hereby petition the White House and President Barack Obama to become the first president to invite a reigning WWE Champion to the White House by inviting WWE Superstar CM Punk to the White House.
Punk is a fellow Chicago native and was supportive of the President during the 2012 election. He is a moral example to all Americans, using his "Straight Edge" lifestyle to discourage the use and abuse of drugs, alcohol and smoking.
Granted, WWE is a scripted entertainment show, but athletic skills are required to perform in such an environment. Entertainers and championship sports teams are invited all the time to visit, and in his role in the WWE, Punk (Phil Brooks) has supported our veterans and the WWE's anti-bullying campaign.
Make it happen, Mr. President!