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invite General James Mad Dog Mattis over for a 2 year sleep over.

Created by J.E. on February 23, 2015

General Mattis is a great man and War hero. Loved by the men whom served under him and known for his intellect. He is a candid speaker and has a great deal of wisdom to offer those around him. Inviting General Mattis over for a sleep over would be of great benefit to all. As the Presidents daughters are entering dating age, all potential suiters could be vetted by General Mattis before being allowed to take them on a date. Only a fool would cross General Mattis. Moreover, needing nothing more than a cot and poncho liner, General Mattis would take up very little space. In addition, this move would score points with the fiscal conservatives as you could lay off half the secret service staff guarding the White House. It is a Win/Win if I ever saw one.

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