I want to play basketball with the President at the White House. I'm about the same size as the President and I'm about 30 years younger, so I think I have a pretty good shot at kicking his butt. I'm not sure I'm on his level when it comes to smack talk, but I'll have weeks to practice before I have to square off with him.
If you want to see BO get his butt kicked up and down the court at the White House, sign this petition and send me to Washington.