We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do demand an executive order to involve Mr. Rodney Legare Hairfield of Island Walk East, son of Clyde Milton and Bessy Virginia Hairfield in the increasingly necessary world of social media, specifically through the act of becoming Facebook friends in a more perfect union with Miss Mary-Elizabeth Phillips of West Rice Planters Ln (see domestic tranquility, common defense, and the blessings of liberty). (Also establishing justice- like stop being so selfish and lazy and make an fb Rod- c'mon)
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