issue an executive order changing to call parkways "driveways" and driveways "parkways". We clearly have them backwards.

We respectfully request that the President use his power to force changes in the labeling of American roadways to make logical sense, especially to those who speak English as a second language. I'm sure I'm not the only one who thought you could do 60 miles per hour in a driveway, and I'm definitely not the only person who ever shut off his car in the middle of the Garden State Parkway.