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issue an executive order outlining measures to control and monitor uses of the name "Sandy"

Created by W.R. on January 11, 2013

Due to the obvious "statistical correlation" between the naming of an object, place, or person Sandy and impending destruction, we should require all things bearing said label, alias, or designation to be registered, inventoried, and potentially probed.

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