On Sunday, June 29th, 2014, Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, AKA Paul Horner, was arrested for masturbating in public. If you carefully view the security cameras you can clearly see that Fappy was just adjusting his cock cage, for five minutes. This is obviously a smear campaign by Big Masturbation. If you care about your child's future, and don't hate America, then you should care about this. Fappy needs your help so he can stay on the street and continue helping children around the world live a masturbation-free-lifestyle. Praise Fappy!
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