The recent boom of Minion-related products and films has caused mass hysteria among the people of the United States. There are simply too many Minions! At this rate, the Minion phase will never cease and our grandchildren will have Minion lunchboxes, Minion calendars, and Minion bed sheets. It is totally unacceptable. We cannot do this to our younger generations. For these reasons, we the people demand a nationwide ban on Minions.
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