Whereas all the incarnations of the team known as the "Secret Six" written by Gail Simone and published by DC Comics have been objectively awesome, and;
Whereas DC Comics' and Warner Bros. Animation's DC Universe Animated Original Movies have been consistently amazing in their adaptations of classic comic book characters and stories into the medium of animated film, and;
Whereas it is in the best interests of the nation to encourage the creation of entertaining and uplifting works of art, both by the artists themselves, and the corporations which fund the creation of these artworks;
We do hereby petition the President of the United States of America to release a proclamation which asks these artists and corporations to produce an animated feature based on "The Secret Six".