Mister President, there are those who wish to "deport" and "exile" American citizens for expressing, out of frustration, a desire to dissolve peacefully their political connection to the USA. Regardless of one's position on the rightness of secession, we ask for a Presidential Proclamation that:
1. Advises such petitioners to consult a dictionary for a proper understanding of the words "citizen" and "deport".
2. Advises such petitioners that exile is a rather authoritarian approach to political disagreement.
3. Advises them to kiss your @ss.