Your honor/My lord, we request the United States government to prohibit mixing any form of meat into the Chinese traditional egg-roll, including but not limited to: pork, beef, mutton and the ham sausage. The pure Jianpingguozi should be only composed by 油条，面糊，黄酱 and 葱花。←_← （just Google it!) Return a bright future to our breakfast!!!!
（WTF, Too hard to translate）
启禀万岁，我们要求美国政府禁止在煎饼果子中加入任何形式的肉类，包括但不限于猪牛羊肉及火腿肠。纯正的煎饼果子只能由油条，面糊，黄酱，葱花制作而成。请还我们的早餐以光明的未来！！！
（TMD，传统美食好难翻译）