Obama is going to be unemployed next year, and Australia has a job opening next year: Prime Minister of Australia.
Why you should say yes:
1. No crazy 'birthers': You don't have to be born in Australia to become Prime Minister!
2. WE ALREADY HAVE GUN CONTROL! We have seen you struggle in your fight protect your citizens from themselves. Relax Obama, ease yourself into our land of common sense and reasonable gun laws. You deserve it.
3. Universal Health Care: Done!
4. Minimal pay cut, smaller country: Only $20,000 AUD less per year, 295 million less people. Too easy!
All we want is a passionate, intelligent and good hearted leader who supports human rights, women's rights, marriage equality and will do what is in the best interests of our people and the world. All we want is you.