Bronies are adult males (average age 21) who watch the TV show My Little Pony and participate in My Little Pony culture.
Bronyism is a disease plaguing our nations male youth. Bronies, instead of engaging relationships with young, healthy women - instead "clop" (masturbate) to pictures of Ponys, usually illustrated in sadistically suggestive situations. As these characters are representations of children and animals, it is suggested that "Bronies" have tendencies toward bestiality and pedophilia.
We ask Obama to step forward to order the Surgeon General to immediately begin researching a cure for the disease causing Bronyism. More-so, we as him to protect our young girls and boys from these sick young adults prowling the corridors of our schools, churches, and homes.
God help us.