WHEREAS: Hazelnuts possess essential minerals that are believed to provide many healthful benefits including: lowering the risk of cardiovascular disease, depression, urinary tract infections and erectile dysfunction
WHEREAS: Oregon grows 99% of the US hazelnut crop
WHEREAS: Hazelnuts are an excellent ingredient in beer and spirits, as demonstrated by Rogue Ales Hazelnut Brown Nectar, and Rogue Spirits Hazelnut Spice Rum.
THEREFORE: On this, the 26th Day of February, 2016, acting under the authority granted to me as President Of The Rogue Nation, I do hereby declare March to be Hazelnut Appreciation Month.
FURTHERMORE: I call upon President Barack Obama and the 535 members of Congress to join us in our glorious cause and declare March to be Hazelnut Appreciation Month across the USA.