It is time we as a nation came together and talked things out over a slice of pepperoni... or not pepperoni, we can all have what we want, we can order enough pizza for everyone, it's cool.
If we all, as a nation, get to know one another, over pizza, we will see that we're not all that different, and that we can work out our problems amicably, like adults. Things are fired up in our country right now, and I call on our president to chill 'em down with an ice cold cup of soda, and slice of pizza at a locally owned family diner that can seat 300,000,000 people. America, let's have a chat, over pizza.