Greece is not exactly the most productive nation on the planet, but it can be had at an all time low *right now*. By purchasing Greece (really, what's a couple more trillion at this point?), Obama cements a legacy by adding stars to the flag (BTW, Puerto Rico called, holding on line two), adds Democrat voters by the truckload (legally, for a change!), and makes the best vacation spot since Hawaii. And if one cares, it is also a great spot to build a base, meaning even wascally Wepublicans would sign on if only to see Putin blanche. Toss in historic ownership of the cradle of Western Civilization, and they're in. That is instant Mount Rushmore material, baby.
And really, could a capitalist president even open negotiations with old Pro? This is Obama's moment.
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