Just shut down the internet, I don't understand how it works and that scares me. We are all old and rich so who cares?

As a politician, I've received a ton of money through brib... err.. lobbyist and they seem to think privacy is bad and they a persistent online identity would get them a ton of cash, which would get me a ton of cash!

Those young whippersnappers in their basements on twitter don't get real American values. Like sweet sweet money! The American people know how difficult it can be to make payments on a third vacation home, and we really need those political donations. The economy is really bad right now.