Carson Cistulli is an American citizen living abroad who wishes to re-enter the United States. We, the people who have read his work on Fangraphs and Notgraphs, and who have met him in person, stress that, in no uncertain terms, he should not be allowed back into the country. Not only is Carson insufferably iconoclastic, but he is shabby and is not fit rub elbows with God-fearing, decent Americans. Cistulli's presence will only undermine American democracy, and lead ever further to this nation's moral decay. We, the undersigned, encourage you to deny him entrance, make him go back to France where he belongs, and if possible, to rip up his passport before his very eyes.
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