Like any other red-blooded American, my Sundays typically consist of waking up late, and turning on the TV to catch an NFL pre-game show. Then, once hunger hits, I have on many occasions craved the deliciousness that is Chick-Fil-A, only to sadly remember that it is closed on Sundays.
Other times, I will forget this fact altogether, and drive to Chick-Fil-A, only to be met by an empty parking lot. Depression ensues.
This is America, and if we want Chick-Fil-A on Sundays, then we should have the freedom to have Chick-Fil-A on Sundays, preferably with extra sauce!
Opening Chick-Fil-A on Sundays would maximize profit for the job creators, create jobs for the working class, restore our freedoms and liberties, as well as curb violence via full stomachs!
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