Keep Digger Phelps out of Lawrence, Kansas

For years Richard F. "Digger" Phelps has been a contributor on the television program "College Gameday" on the ESPN Network. Annually, he would disparage the University of Kansas Men's Basketball Program (also known as Kansas University College Mens Basketball; known thereafter as "KUCMB"). The only thing more consistent than Digger picking against the Jayhawks during his weekly segment was the the egg he had to wipe off his face after they won (streak ongoing) 10 consecutive Big 12 titles. Digger is now retired, but his disdain for KUCMB is very much active. For this reason we ask President Obama to ban Digger Phelps from setting foot in Lawrence, KS until he leaves this Earth. Also: no more dead cops, term limits on Senators (no more career politicians), and keep our troops in Iraq.