Ed does a fabulous job filling in as the loading dock courier at Camden Cooper NJ Hospital.
He gets the subcontractors out the door and onto their respective routes in a very timely fashion.
He is only used as a fill-in when need be.
This petition is intended to change that, for eternity or ED's retirement, whichever happens first.
Ammendment A: ED will never be granted vacation time or sick leave, never ever.
Ammendment B: ED will receive his current salary triplicated.