keep the NFC East from sending a team to the playoffs.

What's up Mr. President? Football is back! Pretty cool huh? Well I know I've been waiting for this for a loooong time. Although it's week one, I live for the playoffs. There have been two games this week that have made me want to vomit, though, and of these two games, all four teams make up the NFC East. Did you watch the Cowboys and the Giants try their best to give the game to the other team? Eli didn't even try in the first half! That's not football, it's embarrassing. Even Tom Coughlin said it was the worst half of football he'd ever seen, and HE'S OLDER THAN FOOTBALL! Then tonight I had to watch the Eagles beat the Redskins, and try their best to give it away! Awful. Both of their QBs are reckless and probably won't finish the season. We don't want to see that. #Justsayno