In todays world it is becoming harder to trust our presidents ethics behind recycling and global warming. In order to be able to trust Mr. Obama we the people believe that he should not be wiping himself after defecating. If he would like to shower any fecal matter off of his anus from now on with the help of his secret service, that seems reasonable, but the use of any toilet paper implies that he is against recycling and wants more trees to die. As a form of trustworthy recyling we believe Mr. Obama should be eliminating any use of paper possible. He should either shower the fecal matter off, or use some sort of reusable fecal-hankerchief to wipe with from now on.
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